HARRY REDKNAPP OPENS ACCOUNT IN DOGS NAME.

It was reported that Harry Redknapp had a bank account in the H.s.B.C Bank in Monaco, in the name of Rosie 47, it is the name of his bulldog Rosie, and 47 was the age of harry Redknapp when the account was opened by Milan Mandric.
600,00 pounds were transferred to this account from the sale of Peter Crouch and Rio Ferdinand, from West Ham United.These were all bonuses.
The court has told harry Redknapp that he should be 45 minutes early in court , and can only leave the court after 45 minutes, so he can not meet any of the juries.

BAD HABITS DIE HARD..

It is true that bad habits die hard.When the Manchester United team made their summer tour of the U.S.A,
The players went out to a night club to watch a strip tease.There were three famous footballers who jumped at the chance to dance on the tables with the strippers.
The three were as follows.
1) Wayne Rooney. Who was sleeping with Harlot called Jenny Thomson and Heather Woods.
2) Ryan Giggs who was sleeping with his own sister in law for eight years.
3) Rio Ferdinand. Who was involved in a 10 sex scandals.

FERGUSON FAILS TO GET SNEIJDER.

The manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has admitted that Wesley Sneijder at 35 million pounds in far to costly.His weakly wages were also to high , he was asking for 250,000 pounds a week.That was due to the 50 percent tax of England that more or less killed the sale.Sneijder has said that if Inter Milan wanted to sell him to any club he would go there. Inter Milan were not keen to sell their Jewel b, but 35 million was a lot of money, as they paid Real Madrid 15 million pounds and he gets 170,000 pounds a week in Italy.
So it looks very likely Ferguson will not get a replacement for scholes in that class soon.He has lost samir Nasri as well as Wesley sneijder this summer transfer.
It looks like Ferguson has lost his famous touch, of getting the player he wants , by hook or by crook.
Players are aging next to go are Ryan Giggs and Rio Ferdinand, and Ferguson is in his twilight years.

10 COSTLIEST DEFENDERS.

1) Rio Ferdinand. 29.1 . Million Pounds. From Leeds United to Manchester United.
2) Fabio Coentrao. 27. Million Pounds. From Benfica to Real Madrid.
3)Pepe. 25 Million Pounds. from F.C. Porto to Real Madrid.
4) Danny Alves. 23.5. Million Pounds. From Seville to Barcelona.
5) Dymtro Chygrysky. 23.5. Million Pounds. From Shaktar Donetsk. To Barcelona.
6)Joleon Lescott. 22. Million Pounds. From Everton To Manchester City.
6)Lilian Thuram. 22. Million Pounds. FromParma to Juventus.
8) David Luiz. 21.3. Million Pounds. From Benfica to Chelsea.
9) Allessandro Nesta. 21. Million Pounds. From Lazio to A.C. Milan
10) Ricardo Carvalho. 20. Million Pounds. From F.C.Porto to Chelsea.

ARSENAL TO SNAP ANOTHER 16 YEAR BARCELONA STAR.

According to the Daily Mirror Arsenal are on the verge of snatching another Spanish talent a 16 year old Spaniard boy called Hector Bellerina, he plays as a striker at the Barcelona youth team, and has been at their famous academy for eight years now.
He even won a medal when they played against the youth team at Manchester United. It was given by the famous footballers Sir Bobby Charlton and Rio Ferdinand.
This extremely talented youngster is wanted by Manchester United , Chelsea , Aston Villa and Arsenal.
Hector Bellerina has said he wants Arsenal more then the other clubs to join.
The reason is that he has seen the progress Cesc Fabregas has made at Arsenal , after he joint Arsenal at 16 years as well.
Arsenal also stole John Miguel Harper from Barcelona youth Academy.
Arsenal will now have to pay Barcelona according to F.I.F.A rules a fee of 400,000 pounds only , plain peanuts.

JOHN TERRY GETS BACK THE CAPTAINS ARMBAND.

John Terry the Chelsea captain has got back the England's captains armband for the match between Wales and England. Fabio capello has decided to give the armband back to John Terry.

The reason being that the other two players who wore the armband are now injured, Rio Ferdinand is a long time injury and Steven Gerrard has undergone a groin operation.

But let us see why the captaincy was taken in the first place, it was reported by the press that John Terry was sleeping with the former girlfriend of Wayne Bridge, and in five minutes at a meeting between Fabio Capello and john Terry , it was decided as he was a bad role model he lost the captaincy. Now all of a sudden as there is a shortage of a leader for England .

What John Terry was doing was all correct now, then the armband should not have been taken away in the first place. The Italian cabbage man is totally confused.

THE GLAZERS NEW PAY SCHEME.

The American Glazer family, owners of Manchester united, are now thinking of a a new pay scheme, with the players, and it has not gone well with the players.

Players will not get a rise in weekly salary when they are renegotiating a new contract. But they are going to get more financial incentives for the number of appearances and honor won.There is another plan to pay the players according to the minutes played.

So when players are rested or rotated by Ferguson they will loose a lot of money. Even players good costly ones like Owen Hargreaves , Michael Owen Rio Ferdinand will not get money when injured. Owen Hargreaves gets 80,000 pounds a week , and he has not played for over a year.

Another plan is to restrict staff from having free breakfast at Carrington training camp.

But one thing is clear this will not attract good and famous players, they will go to Spain or Italy.

Glazers did it with the Tampa bay Buccaneers.

FABIO CAPELLO ADMITS LEAVING WALCOTT OUT WAS A MISTAKE.

Fabio Capello the coach of England has long last admitted that leaving out Theo Walcott for the 2010 world cup was a very big miss.He also missed out on striker Darren Bent as well, as we all know that Darren bent is a proven goal scorer, these two would have made a big difference.

And there was no need to take injury prone players like Rio Ferdinand and Ledley King , as they served no purpose at all.

FABIO CAPELLO HAS SENT 41 EMAILS FOR THE HOPEFULS.

Fabio Capello the Italian c, but manager of england for the world cup 2010 in South Africa, has sent out a total of 41 emails to players he feels fit for the world cup. darren Bent the Sunderland striker also gets a call. But the biggerst suprise was he has even called Owen Hargraves who was a long time injury case at Manchester United this year. Another big suprise was the calling of the Liverpool center back Jami Caragher who retired way back in 2007, as he fell of with the then english manager steve Maclaren.
Fabio Capello clearly has a headache in the defence, Rio Ferdinand and Ledley king have been long time injuries to their clubs, with groin and back for Rio and a bad knee for King. It is a joke at Spurs King plays a game and then misses two or three games after that. So capello clearly told caragher Your country needs you, so come back please. Jami caragher has said yes all the better for football and England.

TONY CARR HAS DEVELOPED GREAT FOOTBALLERS.

Tony Carr has developed great players at West Ham United academy for the past 30 years. He was honored the other day and the old footballers who moved on were there.He started out young at the academy and polished the shoes of Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters. Now the players West Ham later sold were geniuses and they made a neat amout of 80 million pounds, and do not for get the small players.
1) Rio Ferdinand sold for 18 million pounds to Leeds United.
2) Frank Lampard sold for 11 million pounds to Chelsea.
3) Joe Cole sold for 6.6 million pounds to Chelsea.
4) Jermain Defoe sold for6 million pounds to Tottenham Hotspur.
5) Glen Johnson sold for 6 million pounds to Chelsea.
6) Michael Carrick sold for 2.75 million pounds to Tottenham Hotspur.
We must not forget playes like Fredie Kanoute who plays for Seville in Spain, Paulo Dicanio Lazio and Anton Ferdinand andDavid James. So Fabio Capello will have 7 players from West Ham.They cost 80 million pounds.

WAS RIO FERDINAND THE RIGHT CHOICE?

After Fabio Capello sacked John Terry after a three minute meeting and then chose Rio Ferdinand as the new english captain. My big question is was it correct to do so.For you see Rio Ferdinand should be a very good role model, but in the year 2004 , Rio Ferdinand just refused to go for a drug test and was punished by the F.A with a 8,eight month bann. This is indeed a long time in the E.P.L , this lead to Chelsea winning their E.P.L cup for the first time in fifty long years.And they won it the following year as well.
It is very well known F.I.F.A looks down at drug cheats.In my oppinion the captain should be Steven Gerrard and the vice captain should be Frank Lampard.

JOHN TERRY HAS BEEN SACKED.

John Terry has been sacked from being captain of England. It all started after the press disclosed John Terrys affair with French model Vanessa Perronchel, who was former partner of Wayne Bridge. Fabio Capello just had a 12 minute talk with Terry face to face , and then come to the decission of sacking John Terry. The new captain of England will be the present vice captain Rio Ferdinand ann the new vice captain will be the Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard. The main reason of the stripping of Tery was to make sure the team was united during the world cup in South Africa. But the Chelsea coach Carlo Anchelotti has no problems and Terry will continue as captain of Chelsea.

FERGUSON HAS A DEFENCE PROBLEM.

Sir Alex Ferguson the Manchester United coach has a big defence problem. Rio Ferdinand the costliest defender is now 30 years old and has been told by the club doctor that his back problem, will be a recuring problem and he will have to sit out for a while.The other problem is that Vidic the big Serb defender who has served Manchester United well, has now said that his wife would like to leave England and choose a club which is sunnier. So a big club in Spain would welcome him with open arms. But Manchester united may increase his weekly salary and make a new contract. As Vidic refused to leave Manchester in the summer, the club gave him a million pounds as a reward.But this time it may not be able to keep him , his wife Ana is bent on leavinng the cold and damp climate of England.

LIVERPOOL VERSES MANCHESTER UNITED.

The match played on 25th /10/2009after a angry march at Anfield by the Liverpool fans against the two American club owners was well attended .Liverpool came to this game with four losses in four matches, and with Steven Gerrard and Torres injured.but in the bus Benitez decided that Torres would play even though he was only 80 percent fit, with the help of painkillershe played. While Berbatov partnered Rooney, sadly Berbatov this season has not played as if he was worth 30.70 million pounds.
For Liverpool both Lucas and Javier Maschareno did their job well along with Yossi Benayoun who kept feeding their forwards.
For Manchester both Carlos Tevez and Christiano Romaldo were greatly missed.The first goal came in the 65th minute by a beautiful pass by Benayoun to Torres, who out ran out played Rio Ferdinandand kicked the ball high into the top of the net. Ferdinand was not the same Rio of old a concern to Ferguson and Fabio Capello as well.The drama continued with Vidic getting his second yellow card and marching orders, so did Maschareno follow.Vidic has now been sent of in the past three games verses Liverpool and Maschareno his second game. Owen came on for Berbatov butcould not deliver the goal. The second goal wa scored in last minutes of the game with Lucas passing the ball for N Gog to score a calm goal.Pepe Reina ran all the way of the pitch to hug and jump on him, this just shows the preasre that was lifted from the players.

ARSENAL VERSES MANCHESTER UNITED.

The first leg of the second semi final between Manchester United and Arsenal , was held at Old Tra fford.. It was also the 800 th game for Ryan Giggs in his long and ilastrious career.
As usual Arsenal are a nervous lot for the first twenty or twentyfive minutes, and this time it was not diffrent. They failed to clear their lines , first it was Silvestre , whose pass took a defection from Alexander Songs leg, and it fell gently for John O Shea to score the goal in the 18th minute of the match . At first it was thought more goals would be scored by Manchester United, who had a total of 14 dhots on the goal, to Arsenals 4 shots on the goal.
Ronaldo saw his long thunderous kick hit the bar and bounce over harmlessly, and he was getting frustrated as he could not score, he then started his usual diving and claiming free kicks, when the referee just did not bother he started throwing tantarums on the pitch and shaking his hand in anger , in front of his Manchester fans. Just a spoilt brat.
Giggs saw his goal ruled out for an offside. The person who saw to it that Manchester United have a single goal lead , to take to the Emirates stadium was Manuel Alumenia, who made four good saves. Ferdinand had a rib injury, onereport say he coughed up blood.. AS the second leg will be played at Emirates stadium, let me remind you all that neither Chelsea, Liverpool or Manchester have won a game there, only small clubs have won, Hull Fulham and West Ham. have won.there..

SEPP BLATTER SAYS THIS.

Sepp Blatter the president of F.I.F.A , says that there must be a change by the Europen clubs where choosing footballers are concerned.
As on today the eurpen clubs are having more footballers from other countries, then having footballers from their own countries.
For example the top fout teams in England have a majority of players from African countries and Europen countries. For Arsenal and Manchester United have either players who are on the verge of retirement like Paul Scholes , Rio Feerdinand and Gary Neville. And at Arsenal only Theo Wallcott is there , to make it to the English team for a world cup class of players, same at Chelsea and Liverpool. At Liverpool there are more Spaniards then Real Madrid had in their clash, in the champion league.
Sepp Blatter says now clubs must have six players from outside the club and five home grown players. Then only can England Spain and Italy produce Players of class to play in a world cup.

THESE FOOTBALLERS ARE FOR SALE.

1) Avram Grant the former Chelsea manager has said that he had tried very hard to buy both Kaka from A.C.Milan and also the french midfielder Markh Ribery from Baqyern Munich.. But had failed in his attempt.
2) The Chelsea boss Luis Scolari has asked Chelsea to buyn the Egyptian striker Amir Zaki, for asum of 6 million pounds.
3) Wigan will try to get the other Egytian Mido to replace Emile Heskey, who may be sold to Aston Villa.
4)Alex the Brazilian centre back is wanted by A.C. Milan, Inter Milan and also Seville, for 10 million pounds.But will Chelsea sell him?
5) The Scotish club Celtic are keen to get Welsh striker Craig Bellamy, but will pay only 5 million pounds. But Manchester City will pay 6 million pounds.
6) Valencia have told Manchester City that David Villa is not for sale at any price.
7) Manchester City is willing to pay 10 million pounds for Matthew Upson, and if they fail to get him they will try to go and get Joleon Lescott, from Everton..

THE STORIES GOING AROUND.

1) Roy Keane the former manager of Sunderland , who resigned on the 4 /12/ 2008 , has felt that after the American millionaire Ellis Short , questioned the Keanes decission to spend seven million pounds, for various players. And now that the board were against him , only his old teammate Niall Quinn supported him. He then senta text message to the club saying he had resigned.
2) But now whowill take over at Sunerland as their new manager? You will be suprised, thatthereare several former and sitting managers who ant the job , in earnest. They are as follows, Sam Allardyce, David O , Leary,Gordan Strachan, Gerrard Houlier,Dick Advocaat,Alan Curbishly,and Steve McClaren. Quite a big list of managers to take over a club in relegation.
3) William Gallas , the French and Arsenal deffender, is now eeling out of place , and also freindless at Arsenal. There is a very strong chance that he will make a move from the Emirate Stadium . to either Italy , forA.c.Milan, or to France with P.S.G club.
4)Sully Muntari the Ghanian footballer who played at Porthsmouth in England , andnow plays his club football in Italy with Inter Milan uner coach Jose Mourinho, has dropped a bombshell by saying Michel Essien, his fellow Ghanian teammate is willing to join InterMilan and play for Jose Mourinho.
5) Steve Bruce the Manager of Wigan Athlatic has now fiied the price tag of ten Million pounds on Emile Heskey , Wigans sriker, as Steve Bruces club needs funds badly and this is one way of generating funds. Heskey is wanted by Aston Villa and some other clubs.
6) The Blackburn Rover board have yet to decide onhhhow patient to be with Paul Ince. But Sir Alex Ferguson has told them to be more patient and give Paul Ince more time to settle as a manager., at Eawood Park.
7) Kevin Keegan has taken legal action agaist the Magpies . As his solicitor claims theat Newcastle Umited owe Keegan8 ,eight million pounds, the remainder,of the amount of his contract, when he left St James Park.

CHRISTIANO RONALDO AND THE RED CARD.

Christiano Ronaldo , the Portugeese winger as well as the Manchester United winger was recently sent of in the match between Mamchester United verses Manchester City the Manchester derby.
In this match the Manchester United players were always targetting the City players , mainly Shaun Wright Philips as he is similar threat like Theo Walcottand Christiano Ronaldo, with their speed and goal scoring service.
The referee Harold Webb was busy showing yellow cards to both teams .Manchester United got a total of over five yellow cards and a red card.One of the yellow card was given earlier to Christiano Ronaldo for a bad tackle on Shaun Wright Philips. But in the second half Ronaldo used both his arms to knock the ball down, with an intention of scoring a goal, like Diego Maradonas , hand of god.It is no secret that Ronaldo is the biggest cheat in football ready to dive and get a penalty, or a free kick, all he wants is to score a goal any how. I always say that such cheats should not be nominated for any award. Are you listening Mr Blatter and Mr Platini.
Now let us see what the F.I.F.A law says. Law no 12 on page 64 says. Any hand ball in the box delibretley touched is a yellow card , and if in the box a penalty. Now please kindly note Christiano Ronaldo was already on a yellow card a second yellow card , is always followed by a red,
And to make things worse these stupid Manchester United players tried to save Ronaldo by giving stupid excuses . Like Ronaldo heard a whistle , the referee whistle and the crowd whistle are quite diffrent in sound. The Manchester United have been hearing that referees whistle since they were ten years or so . The fans say Harold Webb sucks big time , oh no it is Ronaldo and his teammates who suck . Infact Ronaldo clapped and taunted Mr Webb when he got the first yellow card , he should have shown ared card then and there by law. Jusst as Wayne Rooney got for clapping some time ago.. Rio Ferdinand was shamelssly suporting Ronald as if he was in the right.
The F.A. Must look into it and fine Manchester United, for five yellow cardsand a red card.